Yes, you are that crazy and stupid

So, I have been thinking about the road of life lately.... I have been wondering how on earth I was so lucky to fall in love with my best friend. Yes, I realize that I am twitter-pated, but look, I have dated some real SCHMUCKS. I have paid my dues to the evil, Jerk you Around God. I have dated drug and sex addicts, masochists, abusers and guys so vain they could put Paris Hilton to shame.So how did I end up with a good guy? Well, first of all, he was my best friend. It pays to have some guys in your life who refuse to let you settle for less. Those guys and gals have kept me grounded.

Anyway, so what I was asking myself, is were some of these other people who annoyed me so bad? Was it my attitude or theirs?

Upon serious reflection I have realized, yeah, some people really are that irritating or completely insane. I always feel like I'm over-reacting but its also a relief to realize, yeah, some people are totally nuts and probably someone needs to tell them eventually that if they don't knock it off, they will get shot in the face with a bazooka. Hopefully in L.A. or New York.

Personally, I think that the reason some people like say oh, the Kardashians have body guards is not to keep them from getting kidnapped, its so that when they are shopping a sales associate isn't tempted to rip the arm off of a mannequin and beat them down.