nursing student= NAZI

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH NURSES and/or NURSING STUDENTS!? I have dealt with a lot of nurses in my time. A LOT! I'm from a family of nurses and we have loads of health problems. So here is my problem, ladies and murses, CHECK THE ATTITUDE AT THE DOOR!!!!!!!! I can say this because I have tons of experience with this and so does my family. Yeah, your job is hard, very hard! Nurses can be saints! I personally believe that nurses do way more work and are way more qualified then 90% of doctors. YOU DO THE REAL WORK, I GIVE YOU PROPS!!!! But A BAD NURSE IS LIKE A BAD LIBRARIAN, ITS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SALVATION AND DAMNATION! I know very well that if I don't do my best to help a student I am screwing up their grade, wasting their money, turning them off to books, turning them off to education, ect........
Nurses, this is our life! Maybe you don't have pain you live with everyday, but a lot of us do. We expect doctors to be jerks but I'm always stunned when the nurses have way more attitude! If we can muster a good attitude while you poke the needle into the wrong vein 7 times and still smile while being poked and prodded in stirrups in front of a live audience:LADIES YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR ATTITUDE AT HOME! You are there with us at one of the most stressful, horrible, painful moments in our lives, don't use it to be smug! If you do, you will get smitten!For those nurses who are saints and keep us going, we love you! As for you stuck up 20 year old nursing students who are already giving me attitude when you need my research help, don't let the library door hit you too hard on the way out, and if it does, I hope you get an evil nurse!

Utah Drivers-hooray, now everyone knows how bad our driving is!

I just returned from Yellowstone National Park. It was awesome!!!!! What I noticed while in the park is that even in a National park UTAH HAS THE WORST, MOST AGGRESSIVE, STUPID DRIVERS!!!!!!! Why do I say this?
The only license plates that passed us, almost hitting majestic buffalo, elk, and other wildlife, while trying to text & take pictures with their cell phones going 65 were....... UTAHNS!
For your information the 2nd worst was IDAHO. They tried to kill, I kid you not, 2 Female Elk and their 3 babies as they tried to gently cross the road. The rest of us had pulled over and made a kind of blockade and were cheering the elk on. The Idaho driver came blasting through flashing their lights and trying to kill the baby elk. Finally the ranger had to make a blockade with his car lights flashing to stop drivers from killing the baby animals. Way to go Idaho!

New apt, school in a week, ug!

I have been staying with dear friends for about two weeks, but now I am in an apt of my own. It is a great feeling to just fall asleep on the couch and not worry about a thing. Well, I'm not worry free, but I do feel like I've had some good rest.

So we have a new batch of freshman arriving at school. Every year they look younger and younger to me. The worst part of this is that I have been to busy to write this paper so I have two days to write it now. Oy ve.
The great thing about all of this is that I get to me a lot of new people. The hard part is realizing how bug the age difference is between these freshman and I. I probably babysat some of them.

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Monday's are insane!! Hopefully this will make you smile

Batman-you shake a mean cape!!!!

I only got about 2 hours of sleep last night. Which makes this Batman clip even funnier for me. Get funky with yo bad self!!! "My name is ppMolly!"

I'm painting my room green, not with post-its and toenails! So just chill.

So it took about two weeks but I am finally moved out of my apartment! It has been such a mess! I left but now without putting a Jewish curse on the whole apartment complex-T'oey, t'oey!
I am sleeping on my friends couch because frankly, she is the coolest! It is sooooooo nice of her and her husband to give me a place to stay until I can move into my new place.
I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders! No more drama! "t'oey t'oey" knock on wood, sprinkle salt over right shoulder, Lord's Prayer 3 times, crack knuckles, Hail Mary....
I'm priming my new room for painting and every time I show people the colors I get the reaction, "Huh, that's neat", "You are brave" or "Maybe it is different on the walls". I get this comment about a lot of things, especially my hair and clothes. When I get a new haircut and I think I look sexy I get at least 2 people coming up and say, "You are so brave.I've always wanted to do that" , when I ask them why they don't they never answer!!!!
I know these people mean well but it is a backhanded complement. The room is only going to be a light shade of green! I'm not painting it with goat's blood and hair trimmings!

The new unicorn tears diet- Every 3 pounds you loose saves an endangered unicorn! Just send $400 to unicorn4ever at.....

So I come from a family of shall we say, limited health.We are loaded with allergies and diseases. * If you send me healthful suggestions to cure all my health problems,I will send you a bag of gluten-free, raw, free-range, vegan, flaming dog poop.
My body type is the kind that will be used to feed the vitamin enhanced cows, that feed the genetically altered super children or the year 3000.
So it ticks me off that people will preach about these super-fad diets when they can eat regular food! In a year or two, the new fad will be making chromosome-free food , then cooking it with your positive energy because hate kills vitamins!!!
Don't get me wrong, I eat this food, but its because I have to! If I eat food with too many preservatives I get very ill, but its worth it! I like to eat food with taste!! Sugar-free does NOT taste the same!
So people, if you are going to follow a fad at least have the decency to say what it is, A DIET THAT YOU SAW ON OPRAH. If you were really so socially conscious you wouldn't allow reality T.V. on the air, it kills the brains! Also, "Shark Week" would be a week long National Holiday.

The new Yuppie: Gluten-free does not = hippie

I feel it is my patriotic and Generation X duty to reveal you Glutten-free, trend vegans+vegatarians, perpetual texters, tweeters, and facebookers for what you really are. YOU ARE THE NEW YUPPIE.
Really, who do you think you are kidding? The only difference between you and your yuppie forefathers is that you pretend to have a social conscious. Instead of buying chocolate labs, you adopt them. And you aren't adopting the 3 legged one eyed chocolate labs that smell like pee, you want the labs that cost as much to adopt as you would pay retail.
Sorry, but you have been exposed for what you really are, the modern, technical YUPPIE OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM. You are the kind of person that tweets or texts people instead of talking to them. You get really excited every time there is a new version of the iPhone. You like concerts but not the "loud" ones (this is also code for big sell out).You like art but not the "weird stuff", this is also the case for Indie(independent music)You own every Dashboard Confessional album (I love these guys, but I'm sure even they listen to other types of music..)You don't want to have to be around those tattooed liberal crazy's, but you still claim that you are liberal.
Well, I'm not afraid to say it. You are yuppies! You might be worse than yuppies, because you try to hide under the titles of: Emos, Metro-Sexuals, Moderate Liberals, and most blasphemus of all- ARTISTS.

D.J. ing in my pajamas for 100 strangers?

Somehow last night I ended up being the D.J. for an annual Utah Opera Festival party. I came out of my apt to ask them to turn down the music, made some friends, and ended up being the D.J. that really got the party started. Very interesting.

"If it don't matter if you black or white, then why you so white?"

I hate moving! I pretty much hate it more that anything on God's green earth. My one consolation is that Rocky IV is on and I need a break. I've been adding texture and priming my bedroom walls for 8 hours! Apollo Creed and Drago to the rescue! Sorry but Drago could totally kick Sly's butt. He could fit Sly in his bellybutton and use him as a charm!
I haven't watched regular tv in months. I just haven't felt the need to. I've been too busy and it just seems too boring. In fact it is too boring. The great thing is that tonight I am too tired to move, but the slacker Gods have blessed me and I have my choice between Rocky IV and the top ten Michael Jackson music videos marathon! "Black and White" is such a great music video! "Scream" is still one of my favorites though. Michael was so much cuter with his bigger nose and when he was actually black. I wish I could moon walk with rollerskates!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNl2Pm9-7Vk
(Warning, much Jacksonian body grabbing and that kind of stuff)

I love this clip!!!!

No, I want color, no babies as peas in a pod posters!

I'm living surrounded by boxes and hangers all over the place. There is so much random garbage and I don't exactly know why I have it or if I need it later. What exactly do I do with my cheap "X-Men" cup or the 30 cd's that aren't marked but aren't blank? The mixes I have made, or friends have made for me, but won't y because they are so scratched up?I feel so guilt throwing them away.Do I need 50 extra push pins?
I finally buy paint for my bedroom. I loved the colors but then I felt so insecure when the salesman said, "Oh,you must really like color" TRANSLATION "What the #*&#@*&?! Who let this hippie-punk pick out color?".
Sorry sales-guy, but after being surrounded by cheap cream walls and stupid posters of babies wrapped up in a cabbage(What the?) & four year-olds pretending to get married, I want some color! I would like to be happy in the winter and the dark months, which are about 9 months long here!!!!!