Good Morning Smiley Face

In the summer, a group of "retired folks" known as the "Sunbirds" come to visit Logan. I normally enjoy these people quite a bit except that they all have newspaper issues.
By newspaper issues I mean:
1. They are mad that the "New York Times" doesn't come at 7am to a small mountain town in Utah
2. They are mad because the papers have to stay in the library
3. Why don't we open before 7am?!
4. They could have all the information from their favorite papers online for free but dag nab it- it is the principal of the thing! They want their free papers and now!